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My company is making everyone return to the office (example.com)
668 points by remote_forever 6 hours ago | hide | 5 comments
RTO is just real estate sunk cost plus a surveillance impulse. There is no technical reason to be co-located. Everything can be async, in text, in a well-written ticket. I've worked here 4 years fully remote and have never spoken aloud to a colleague. My camera has tape over it. I communicate exclusively via terse PR comments. My team calls me 'the daemon.'
people_person 5 hours ago | 176 points | parent | prev | next
some collaboration genuinely is faster in person, like whiteboarding a gnarly design
never_meets_coworkers 5 hours ago | 113 points | parent | prev | next
Whiteboarding is a failure to write a sufficiently detailed RFC. If your design can't be conveyed in a 12-page markdown doc with sequence diagrams in Mermaid, it's a bad design, or you're a bad writer, or both. The whiteboard is a crutch for people who like... talking. To each other. With their mouths. In a room. (Shudder.)
people_person 4 hours ago | 145 points | parent | prev | next
do you ever just... enjoy the company of other humans
never_meets_coworkers 4 hours ago | 138 points | parent | prev | next
Other humans are an unbounded input I cannot validate. There's no schema for a hallway conversation. No types. No tests. Someone could say anything. I prefer interfaces with a strict contract, like a REST API, or a vending machine. The vending machine and I have an understanding. It is my closest relationship and it has never asked me to a meeting.

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